Welcome to the Gear Locker

All the good stuff — stickers, shirts, and morale gear built for the JP‑5 coffee days. Designed by someone who’s actually been stuck on the boat.

Dig around. Find something that speaks to your specific flavor of misery. And if you don’t see the idea you’re looking for, you can always submit one — the chaos is welcome.
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