Welcome to the Gear Locker
All the good stuff — stickers, shirts, and morale gear built for the JP‑5 coffee days. Designed by someone who’s actually been stuck on the boat.
Dig around. Find something that speaks to your specific flavor of misery. And if you don’t see the idea you’re looking for, you can always submit one — the chaos is welcome.
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Kraken of the Caribbean -
FAFO DJ -
Caribbean Kraken -
DOW Airlines -
Keeper of the Spanish Main 2025-2026 -
Ship Hamster -
MVGA -
Special Friends -
FAFO -
Emotional Support -
Keeper of the Spanish Main -
The Double Dragon -
Puerto Rico Shore‑Based Expeditionary Force -
Special Operations Comfortable "SOC" -
Keeper of the Spanish Main 2025-2026 (IWO) -
Order of the Spanish Main -
IWO ARG SOUTHCOM 25-26 -
Custom Pet Sticker -
The Deployment Survival Sheet -
S‑1: Beyond the Grave Shift T-Shirt -
Captains of the Carib -
Operation Kraken Response -
"Mean Bush" -
Sh*tters Full
