Rat F*cked

There’s a special kind of rage that hits when you grab an MRE in the field and realize it’s already been torn open and stripped for parts. No entrée. No snacks. Just sadness and a loose spoon. That’s when you know you’ve been rat F*cked — the universal military experience that unites every branch through shared culinary betrayal.

This sticker captures that moment perfectly: a shredded MRE with a smug little rat peeking over the top, rocking a Navy hat like he’s the one who signed for the damn thing. It’s a tribute to every time you’ve reached for a meal and discovered someone — or something — got there first and left you with the nutritional equivalent of a hate crime.

Slap it on your gear as a warning, a joke, or a reminder that in the field, even your food has trust issues.

Why It Belongs in Your Arsenal

• High‑opacity vinyl that covers whatever questionable surface you stick it on

• Smooth, bubble‑free application — unlike the crime scene that inspired it

• Durable indoor‑use vinyl built to survive field ops, deployments, and unauthorized rodent chow‑downs

• Thick 95µ film that holds strong, even when your rations don’t

Wipe down whatever you’re sticking it to — unlike your MRE, this one deserves a clean start.

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