S‑1: Beyond the Grave Shift
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Deep in the fighting hole of administrative despair, two S‑1 Marines continue the mission long after their bodies gave up. One skeleton clutches the sacred Awards binder like it’s the last lifeline to a Good Cookie, while the other battles the eternal demon known as DTS, staring into the glowing abyss of government travel hell. Fueled only by a cup of burnt coffee and an energy drink that expired three field ops ago, this undead admin team proves one thing: paperwork never dies — and neither do the Marines stuck doing it.
Perfect for every S‑1 warrior who’s processed more awards than reps at the gym, survived command timelines that defy physics, or spent entire lifetimes waiting for DTS to load.
S‑1: Beyond the Grave Shift
Perfect for every S‑1 warrior who’s processed more awards than reps at the gym, survived command timelines that defy physics, or spent entire lifetimes waiting for DTS to load.
Size guide
| HEIGHT (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | |
| 3″×3″ | 3 | 3 |
$6.99