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Uniform Violations
Not your PX clearance rack. These are the shirts you wear when the ship’s laundry eats your last clean one, when you’re dodging eye contact with whoever’s handing out the next tasker, or when liberty hits and you want to flex deployment lore without saying a word.
Unit‑core. Shipboard misery, drone teams, and admin chaos — stitched into cotton. Soft AF. 100% ring‑spun cotton, because sandpaper shirts are for boot camp. Designed by the ones who get it.
Got an Idea? We’ll Make It Real.
If you’ve got a unit joke, deployment fever dream, or cursed concept that deserves to exist, send it. We’ll turn it into a sticker or shirt and add it to the rack so the whole crew can rep it.
And yeah — we’ll beat the other guys’ prices.
Because wearing something funny shouldn’t cost half your paycheck.
