Vitamin D Deficient

If you’ve ever deployed on a Navy ship, you already know the truth: sunlight is a luxury item. A rumor. A distant memory from a life you no longer live. What does exist is the skin of the ship — a fluorescent‑lit crypt where Sailors and Marines slowly transform into pale, caffeine‑powered creatures of the deep.

This sticker brings that transformation to life: a full‑blown, vampire‑coded sailor who hasn’t seen the weather decks in so long they might actually combust if exposed to the sun. It’s the perfect tribute to every time you’ve stepped outside after days inside the hull and hissed like a feral animal discovering daylight for the first time.

Slap it on your gear as a badge of honor — proof that you’ve survived the kind of deployment that turns normal people into berthing‑dwelling, light‑sensitive goblins.

Why It Belongs in Your Arsenal

• High‑opacity vinyl that hides whatever questionable surface you slap it on

• Smooth, bubble‑free application — unlike your transition from human to fluorescent‑light vampire

• Durable indoor‑use vinyl built to survive deployments, berthing life, and the absence of natural light

• Thick 95µ film that holds up better than your circadian rhythm after 12 days without seeing the sun

Wipe down whatever you’re sticking it to — this one deserves a clean start.

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