Caribbean Kraken
$6.99
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When SOUTHCOM calls, the 22d MEU doesn’t just show up — it rolls in with a kraken dragging an entire LHD like it’s a bath toy. This sticker captures that exact energy: chaotic, unbothered, and fully prepared to ruin someone’s day in international waters.
Slap this beast on your Nalgene, pelican case, laptop, or the ship’s one working printer. It’s a perfect morale booster for anyone who survived the humidity, the taskers, and the “quick” ops brief that somehow lasted 90 minutes.
Why It Belongs in Your Arsenal
Printed on thick, durable vinyl that laughs at salt spray, sweat, and deployment‑grade abuse
Weatherproof, scratch‑resistant, and ready for bulkhead, barracks, or berthing life
A clean, bold design that screams 22d MEU SOUTHCOM without needing a single PowerPoint slide
The kraken + LHD combo is scientifically proven* to increase morale by at least 3%
\*Not actually studied, but you know it’s true.
Bring the chaos. Claim the lore. Represent the MEU.
Caribbean Kraken
Slap this beast on your Nalgene, pelican case, laptop, or the ship’s one working printer. It’s a perfect morale booster for anyone who survived the humidity, the taskers, and the “quick” ops brief that somehow lasted 90 minutes.
Why It Belongs in Your Arsenal
Printed on thick, durable vinyl that laughs at salt spray, sweat, and deployment‑grade abuse
Weatherproof, scratch‑resistant, and ready for bulkhead, barracks, or berthing life
A clean, bold design that screams 22d MEU SOUTHCOM without needing a single PowerPoint slide
The kraken + LHD combo is scientifically proven* to increase morale by at least 3%
\*Not actually studied, but you know it’s true.
Bring the chaos. Claim the lore. Represent the MEU.
Size guide
| HEIGHT (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | |
| 3″×3″ | 3 | 3 |
$6.99