Welcome to the Gear Locker

This is where all the good stuff lives — the stickers, shirts, and morale‑boosting nonsense that keeps you going when the days blur together and the coffee tastes like JP‑5. Everything here is designed by someone who’s actually been stuck on a boat, in the field, or on a watch they definitely didn’t volunteer for.

Dig around. Find something that speaks to your specific flavor of misery. And if you don’t see the idea you’re looking for, you can always submit one — the chaos is welcome.
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