ZYN — USS Fort Lauderdale Edition
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Every ship has its fuel source. Some run on coffee. Some run on chaos. But on the USS Fort Lauderdale, the real power plant wasn’t the engines — it was ZYN. This sticker captures the deployment where half the crew operated at a steady 6mg cruising speed and nobody even pretended to be surprised.
The USS Fort Lauderdale ZYN Sticker is a tribute to the Marines and Sailors who kept the ship moving on wintergreen, willpower, and the kind of nicotine‑powered optimism that only shows up when you’re weeks from port. If you were there, you already know this wasn’t a habit — it was a survival mechanism, a personality trait, and sometimes the only thing keeping the day from going completely sideways.
It’s humor, accuracy, and deployment‑grade realism all in one tiny white pouch of truth.
Why It Belongs in Your Arsenal
High‑opacity vinyl that hides whatever questionable surface you slap it on
Smooth, bubble‑free application — unlike the withdrawal symptoms it represents
Durable indoor‑use vinyl built to survive ship life, berthing humidity, and ZYN‑dependent watchstanders
Thick 95µ film that holds up better than morale when the ship store ran out
Clean the surface, slap it on, and honor the deployment powered by wintergreen and sheer determination.
ZYN — USS Fort Lauderdale Edition
The USS Fort Lauderdale ZYN Sticker is a tribute to the Marines and Sailors who kept the ship moving on wintergreen, willpower, and the kind of nicotine‑powered optimism that only shows up when you’re weeks from port. If you were there, you already know this wasn’t a habit — it was a survival mechanism, a personality trait, and sometimes the only thing keeping the day from going completely sideways.
It’s humor, accuracy, and deployment‑grade realism all in one tiny white pouch of truth.
Why It Belongs in Your Arsenal
High‑opacity vinyl that hides whatever questionable surface you slap it on
Smooth, bubble‑free application — unlike the withdrawal symptoms it represents
Durable indoor‑use vinyl built to survive ship life, berthing humidity, and ZYN‑dependent watchstanders
Thick 95µ film that holds up better than morale when the ship store ran out
Clean the surface, slap it on, and honor the deployment powered by wintergreen and sheer determination.
Size guide
| HEIGHT (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | |
| 3″×3″ | 3 | 3 |
$6.99