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The Double Dragon

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The Double Dragon

Every unit has witnessed this legendary biological event: the moment a poor soul gets hit with both ends of the apocalypse at once. The Double Dragon isn’t just sickness — it’s a full‑body betrayal. One second you’re fine, the next you’re praying to every deity you’ve ever heard of while simultaneously aiming at two different blast zones.

This sticker pays tribute to the brave, the broken, and the violently dehydrated — the ones who fought a two‑front war in the head and lived to tell the tale. If you’ve ever heard someone whisper “Oh no…” right before sprinting off like their life depended on it, this one hits home.

Slap it on your gear as a warning, a badge of honor, or a reminder that no matter how bad your day is, at least you’re not doing the Double Dragon shuffle.


Why It Belongs in Your Arsenal

  • High‑opacity vinyl that covers even the most questionable surfaces — unlike the symptoms it represents

  • Smooth, bubble‑free application, because you’ve already dealt with enough chaos

  • Durable indoor‑use vinyl built to survive barracks outbreaks and deployment‑grade stomach bugs

  • Thick 95µ film that holds strong, even when your insides don’t

Clean the surface, stick it on, and hydrate — because nobody is ever truly safe from the Double Dragon.

Size guide

  HEIGHT (inches) WIDTH (inches)
3″×3″ 3 3
$6.99

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