Ship Hamster

If you’ve ever deployed on a Navy ship, you already know the truth: chicken cordon bleu doesn’t exist. It’s a myth. A lie. A bedtime story told to junior Sailors. What does exist is hamster — the legendary, questionably‑textured, morale‑destroying creature the galley keeps trying to pass off as poultry.

This sticker brings that culinary fever dream to life: a full‑blown chicken cordon bleu with a hamster face, staring into your soul like it knows you don’t have any other options. It’s the perfect tribute to every time you’ve stood in line, tray in hand, wondering what life choices led you to eating something that squeaks.

Slap it on your gear as a badge of honor — proof that you’ve survived the one meal that unites every Sailor and Marine through shared gastrointestinal confusion.

Why It Belongs in Your Arsenal

• High‑opacity vinyl that hides whatever questionable surface you slap it on

• Smooth, bubble‑free application — unlike the lumpy nightmare that inspired it

• Durable indoor‑use vinyl built to survive deployments, shipboard chow, and whatever that texture was

• Thick 95µ film that holds up better than your stomach after round two of hamster night

Wipe down whatever you’re sticking it to — this one deserves a clean start.

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