Salty By Design

This is the one that started it all — the sticker that represents every late‑night idea, every deployment‑born joke, every “you know what would be funny?” moment that turned into a design. The Salty By Design logo isn’t just branding; it’s a badge for anyone who’s lived the chaos, the boredom, the humor, and the absolute absurdity of military life and decided to laugh about it anyway.

This sticker is for the people who get the jokes without needing them explained, who’ve eaten chow that shouldn’t legally be called food, who’ve stood watch at 0300 questioning their life choices, and who still show up with a sense of humor sharp enough to cut through the monotony.

Slap it on your gear as a quiet flex — a signal that you’re part of the crew that finds comedy in the misery and turns deployment life into something worth remembering.

Why It Belongs in Your Arsenal

• High‑opacity vinyl that hides whatever questionable surface you slap it on

• Smooth, bubble‑free application — unlike most days in the fleet

• Durable indoor‑use vinyl built to survive deployments, barracks life, and the occasional existential crisis

• Thick 95µ film that holds strong, just like the brand behind it

Wipe down whatever you’re sticking it to — this one deserves a clean start.

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