FAFO

SOUTHCOM has its stories, but nothing hits harder than the moments that perfectly capture the spirit of F*ck Around, Find Out. Out there, drug boats don’t just run — they test their luck. 

This sticker brings that energy to life in the most gloriously unhinged way possible: a turtle dangling from a helicopter, cool as can be, sending a very clear message toward a fleeing drug boat that’s already having a very bad day. It’s the perfect tribute to the tempo, the chaos, and the “we’re really doing this” attitude that defined operations down south.

Slap it on your gear as a reminder that in SOUTHCOM, the ocean is big, the missions are wild, and sometimes the most effective asset is a turtle with initiative.

Why It Belongs in Your Arsenal

• High‑opacity vinyl that hides whatever questionable surface you slap it on

• Smooth, bubble‑free application — unlike the chase that inspired it

• Durable indoor‑use vinyl built to survive deployments, humidity, and sea stories that get wilder every retelling

• Thick 95µ film that holds strong, just like the grip on that helicopter rope

Wipe down whatever you’re sticking it to — this one deserves a clean start.

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